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Opt out of your taxes
It really is as easy as filling out this form.
Department of Resurrections
Have you lost a loved one before their time? Submit a request to have their body resurrected for up to 24 months
Steak Pensions
Entirely or partially convert your pension into a new Steak Pension, granting weekly meat deliveries to your primary address
Arranged Marriages
Submit your request for a state arranged partner here
Leaving the Planet
File your request for temporary or permanent planetary leave
Why have my bins not been collected?
Missed your bin collection time? Submit a request to be ignored here.
Common Answers For Common People
Why have my bins not been collected?
Missed your bin collection time? Submit a request to be ignored here.
Why Is My Car Not Starting?
A guide on how to ensure your car is compliant when facing starting issues
Who do I report a pothole to?
A complete guide to getting potholes noticed, flagged for resolution and aimed to be filled within a calendar decade.
Why are there roadworks on ever road at once?
Rest assured, highway maintenance are on their way!
Why is there a cone outside my house?
This seemingly-innocent scenario could put you in imminent danger.
Can I reduce my tax by bricking up my windows?
Believe it or not, we are asked this on a weekly basis.
Why is my council house cold?
A short guide on explanations, excuses and an exceptional lack of answers.
Do I need planning permission for a trampoline?
Tackle the complexities of outdoor planning rights and permissions relating to temporary tension structures